Story With Scripting

Here is a story that i did for my english work. It has alot of scripting in it. The scripting is coloured Grey. The story is twisted later on as i wanted to make it different. My best parts are the scripting as i think they go really well.

$$$$ The Diet And The End Of Life To Come, With Flying Chocolate Pancakes, Part 1 $$$$

Thousands of miles away on planet Earth, Gwen was walking down Cardiff Bay after having her late night shopping spree usually spending over £500. In her sight was the Fish and Chip shop so she stopped off for some food. After spending thirty minutes deciding what she was going to order, she ordered fish and chips, chicken pie, beans, peas, chip and a two litre bottle of coke. As she left Pizza Hut came in her sight, so she stopped off for more food. Spending fifthteen minutes deciding what she was going to order, she ordered a chicken pizza, a ham and cheese pizza and chicken strips to take away.

Finally on her way back to the underground base, thick frozen mist surrounded her. Then out of the mist came a hooded figure with two claws showing, with blood dripping off them.
Then it spoke to Gwen, “We are coming, coming to wipe life out forever. Only one person can save you, we are coming very soon, and when we do, one by one the cities will fall. Out from the sky, we will come, some are here and already finding out about your weapon systems. Far off from ours, you will not survive.”
It then vanished within the mist. Gwen ran back to base, but suddenly she dropped two chips, she went back and picked them up and ate one and saved the other one for later.

Finally back at base, she told Jack everything, but all he is thinking about is the ham and cheese pizza.
Jack said to Gwen, “What happened to your diet.”
Gwen replied, “Nothing, this is my diet.”
Jack replied, “Your diet, you would be better off by not being on a diet.”
Gwen replied, “Right, look at you, you call that slim.”
Jack replied, “Yes I’m slimmer than you.”
Gwen replied, “Right I’ll keep to my self and you’ll keep to your self.”
Jack replied, “Hey fatty boom boom.”
Gwen replied, “Piss off.”

Then suddenly all the power went off. They ran to the bay and saw the whole off Cardiff was out of power. Suddenly the thick frozen mist covered the bay again and the figure appeared saying, “This is the start. Tomorrow we will come and with our weapon systems high in the sky we will wipe you out.”
As always it disappeared. Jack and Gwen ran back to base and tried to get the power back on.

Ten minutes and thirty four seconds later, the power came back on and a ship came out of nowhere. It was huge; it had eighteen huge jets on a rocky shaped end of the ship. The ship was one quarter metal, one quarter glass and one quarter rock. The command centre was in a rocky tower that was high up and was attached to the metal front by huge green crystals. It had sharp claw like spikes bending out off the bottom front of it with some sort of electric coming out the end and heading along some wires to the rocky end and into the engines. The weapon systems on top of the ship were nothing like we’ve seen. They were more advanced and more powerful.

With the ship just sitting there Gwen and Jack jumped in the car, speeding down the road, breaking the speed limit by 90mph, a police car pulls up behind her. She is pulled over by the police. As the police slowly walked to the car, Gwen opened the window.
She then said, “I only have two words to say to you and they are oink, oink.”
Then she drove off still breaking the speed limit.
Jack then said “where are we going?”
Gwen replied, “I have to get a quick snack from subway.”
Jack replied, “So aliens are invading and you have to get a snack from subway.”
Gwen replied, “Yes.”
Jack replied, “don’t forget about your fat free diet.”
Gwen replied, “Piss off.”
Jack replied, “You have a habit for breaking your diet, don’t you.”
Gwen replied, “Piss off.”
Jack replied, “And you have a habit for saying piss off.”
Gwen replied, “I can’t hear you.”
Jack replied, “Whatever.”
Gwen replied, “What?”
Jack replied, “I thought you can’t here me.”
Gwen replied, “Why don’t you just plug in your iPod and listen to Lady Gaga, the woman who can’t sing.”
Jack replied, “She’s better than listing to dum Britney Spears.”
Gwen replied, “Well at least Britney can sing.”

Finally arriving at subway Gwen ordered her meal.

Two hours later Gwen left subway with the food.
Gwen said, “She is not dum.”
Eating the food on the way back to base, a blue laser slowly came out off their weapons systems.

As it reached earth one day later, it moved so slowly we could easily out run it. With many humans dum enough to walk in the laser, they turned to dust. Leaving behind nothing but dust and a phone on many people with their last call to 118 118. With the laser tearing through Cardiff, we started to fight back. The UK had fifty missiles ready to launch at the ship. When the count down began at one minute, the ship started deploying smaller ships that looked like chocolate pancakes. As they flew through the sky, a piece of a ship fell down on Jacks head.
Gwen said, “Yum, yum, chocolate pancakes don’t mind if I do.”
Gwen quickly got a fork. So the ships must really be made out off chocolate pancakes. The army shot at the chocolate pancake ships and cut them in half. As they fell people ran out with their plates, knife and folks.

With one second to go, the missiles shot out of the bunkers. With fifty missiles heading to the ship above the centre of Cardiff, the ship put up their shields. The missiles breached most of the shield but it wasn’t enough to bring it down.
Crystals were falling from the ship, as they hit the ground, they shattered and a green gas came out them. The gas was toxic and it has deadly effects. Many people were even dum enough to walk in the gas, yet alone dum enough to walk in the laser, but they never walked out. People are evacuating the area which makes them an easy target. The smaller ships are flying over the evacuating people and landing on them. While the people are suffocating, most of them eat their way out. Fifty more missiles are loaded and ready to fire within the minute.

With the shield failing on the ship, the missiles are fired. This time they destroy the ship. The rocky command tower cracked in half and fell. With direct hit on the base, Gwen realised she has left all her food in it. She runs in hoping to save the food, but it is too late. The food went up in flames as the base blew up.

With Gwen in tears, Jack went to the fish and chips and ordered, fish and chips, chicken pie, peas and a two litre bottle of coke, then went to pizza hut and ordered a ham and cheese pizza, pasta salad, and chicken strips, then went to subway and brought the food back to her. Gwen just sat on the edge off the path with her legs hanging over the sea and ate the food.

After one hour eating the food, the mist surrounded the bay again and the figure came out.
The figure said, “Two minutes, and you will pay.”
Gwen replied, “I thought Jack paid,”
The figure replied, “I am not talking about your food, I am talking about this.”
Gwen replied, “What.”
The figure replied, “You dum blonde, I am talking about this.”
Gwen replied, “What.”
The figure replied, “How dum can you be?”
Gwen replied, “You are not very nice are you?”
The figure replied, “Look behind you or are you to dum to understand what I am saying.”

Creatures appeared out off the mist. Gwen had something dripping down her leg. She had been squeezing the coke too hard. The creatures looked like big jelly babies, with a red one, black one, green one, orange one, yellow one and even a gold one.
This had made Gwen’s day as she love’s jelly babies; they are her favourite sweets ever. As she ate here way through them, the gold one pulled out a knife, as it stabbed Gwen the knife bent and it stabbed her again and the knife bent.
The gold jelly baby spoke to Gwen, “Why won’t you die?”
Gwen replied, “Why won’t you die?”
Gold jelly baby replied, “Why can’t you just die for me?”
Gwen replied, “If you haven’t noticed I am more good looking then you, so you should die.”
Gold jelly baby replied, “Whatever, I’m bigger than you, ha, ha.”
Gwen replied, “Ha, ha, piss off.”

Gwen grabbed the gold jelly baby and ate his hands, then his legs. The jelly baby was laying helpless on the floor, so she sold it to some kids for £5.
After helping the kids take the gold jelly baby it home, Gwen went home to bed with her shopping and the rest of her coke and a few chips.
Next morning on her Playstation 3 she learnt more driving skills on Grand Theft Auto 4 with getting arrested about five times, dying three times and killing many helpless people. After that she went shopping in town and she broke the world record of money spent in town on shopping in one day, by spending her pay check for saving the world which was £300.000.

One month later Gwen saw that an object was following her everywhere she went. It was very shiny. She did not think much of it in till she was kidnapped and it turned out to be the gold jelly baby with new arms and new legs, but they were red arms and blue legs. She could only think of one thing to do and that was the eat it. After she ate it, she went to the cinema to see 2012 which is a disaster film set in December 2012. When she got out off the cinema, she tripped over her shopping and fell down two floors of stairs into the water fountain after that she had another reason to do some more shopping.

Many, many hours later Gwen went to the pub. After having two pints of Vodka, she got into a fight with the owner of the pub as he would not sell any more Vodka to her.
Gwen left the pub very drunk and walked to the car park, with the car park full of cars; she could not remember which car is hers after trying every car she remembered that her car is parked in Tesco’s car park. After walking out in the road, nearly getting hit by many cars, she finally arrived at Tesco’s. With their car park full of cars she felt like having a drink and eating a bag of jelly babies. Walking through the doors of Tesco’s she saw Jack walking down to the DVD’s and C/D’s. She tried to sneak up behind Jack but she was to drunk to walk properly.
Jack spoke to Gwen, “I hope you will be sober for work tomorrow”
Gwen replied, “Hi, what are you doing looking at that dirty DVD?”
Jack replied, “If you can’t see, it is not a dirty DVD, it is the new Transformers film, but you are too drunk to notice.”
Gwen replied, “You wanna come back to mine?”
Jack replied, “If you haven’t noticed, I am trying to do my weekly shop and I am not single.”
Gwen replied, “Come on, you know you want me.”
Jack replied, “You are married, and are not my type.”
Gwen replied, “You what?”
Jack replied, “What?”
Gwen replied, “Not my type.”
Jack replied, “Yes you know why, you drunk blonde, well at least I know what to get my work partner for Christmas, three bottles of Vodka.”
Gwen replied, “What are you trying to say.”
Jack replied, “You are an alcoholic.”
Gwen replied, “This is my first time I have ever drunk alcohol.”
Jack replied, “Well it won’t be your last.”

Gwen ran off and went and got a French bread stick and ran back to Jack and smacked him round the head.

Jack replied, “What you done that for?”
Gwen replied, “Why do you care, you can’t die.”
Jack replied, “No but I still can feel pain you dum blonde.”
Gwen replied, “You what?”
Jack replied, “What?”
Gwen replied, “Dum blonde.”
Jack replied, “Well you are dum and you are blonde.”
Gwen replied, “Well, I will go and get sober for tomorrow, while you work out how you are going to say sorry.”
Jack replied, “You will have to find your car first. If it helps your car is the latest out and it is bright pink and the only pink car in the car park.”

When Gwen got home she went to bed. Next morning Gwen went to work, but could it be her last day at work or her last day of living?